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Every year on his birth day Chuch Norris individualy picks a child to be thrown into the Sun

Behind Chuck Norris's beard is another fist.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through land.

Chuck Norris knows how many licks to the center of a tootsie pop

Chuck Norris is the Reason why waldo is hiding

Chuck Norris memorized Pi... Every single Digit

Chuck Norris orderd the Big Mac at Burger King and got one

Chuck Norris Can kill two stones with one bird

Chuck Norris does a push-up. He doesnt go up, th Earth goes down.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad hes never cried
Chuck Norris took one thousand sleeping pills. He blinked.

Once chuck norris visited the virgin islands. Now its just the islands

Every night the Boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Every time you masturbate Chuck Norris punches a Mexican baby in the face.

If chuck Norris is late time better slow the fuck down.

When Chuck Norris looks at the sun there's a solar eclispe

and on the 2nd day god created Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... he waits.

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man. He gave Baby Jesus the gift of beard, who wore it proudly to his dying day. The other three wise men used their combined influence to have Chuck Norris omitted from the Bible. Shortly thereafter, they all died roundhouse kick related deaths.

The movie "Anaconda" was filmed entirely in Chuck Norris' pants.

Chuck Norris' penis has its own zip code and at Christmastime it gets more letters than Santa.

All girls are born without their virginity. Why? Ask Chuck Norris.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

There are no steroids in baseball, there is only players chuck norris has breathed on.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

chuck norris invented the hamburger by throwing a cow at a chain fence

chuck norris doesn't need a watch he just decides what time it is

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad.

Lightning never strikes twice in the same place because Chuck Norris is looking for it

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

the "black eyed peas" were just called "the peas" until they met chuck norris

Chuck Norris can speak braile

Chuck Norris' blood type is WD-40

adolf suicides himself because he was told that chuck norris was jew

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Some people say Chuck Norris plays god.He denies this.He says playing is for children

f chuck norris had been in the movie "300", the movie would be called "1"

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck norris can delete the recycle bin.

Chuck Norris invented the giraffe by uppercutting a horse.